WHAT YOUR MORNING DRINK SAYS ABOUT YOU

 

Coffee – “I am a normal human trying to function in the working world.”
   

Tea – “I’m a normal human being trying to function in the world, but I heard that coffee is bad for me, so I switched to tea. I hate it and I miss coffee.”
   

Green Juice – “I’m planning to live forever.”
   

Gatorade – “I’m hung over.”
   

Vitamin Water – “I’m hung over, but am attempting to hide it slightly better.”
   

Triple Venti, Half Sweet, Non-Fat, Caramel Macchiato – “I suck at life.”
   

Chocolate Milk – “I don’t want to ever grow up. And, my sneakers have velcro.”
   

Beer – “I might have a drinking problem.”
   

Whiskey - “I definitely have a drinking problem.”

 

We'll stick with coffee!

MB and R