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Rick Woodell

Coffee, Tea, Whiskey?

Posted April 24th, 2014 @ 5:21am



Coffee – “I am a normal human trying to function in the working world.”

Tea – “I’m a normal human being trying to function in the world, but I heard that coffee is bad for me, so I switched to tea. I hate it and I miss coffee.”

Green Juice – “I’m planning to live forever.”

Gatorade – “I’m hung over.”

Vitamin Water – “I’m hung over, but am attempting to hide it slightly better.”

Triple Venti, Half Sweet, Non-Fat, Caramel Macchiato – “I suck at life.”

Chocolate Milk – “I don’t want to ever grow up. And, my sneakers have velcro.”

Beer – “I might have a drinking problem.”

Whiskey - “I definitely have a drinking problem.”


We'll stick with coffee!

MB and R


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