Women call each other by their given names.

Men often revert to other names, like Fat Boy or Shizzhead.


Eating out

Men will each throw in a $20 when paying the bill.

Women will get out calculators.



Men will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs

Women will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn't need but is on sale.



Men have an average of six items.

Women have an average 337...and men cannot identify more than 20 of them.



A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.



Women know all the dentist appts., favorite foods, G-rated movies

Men are vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.