I need a few of these guys around the house!

OK, you are hired! You'll get a week's vacation to start, competitive pay and 5 sick days the first year. I need about 8 of these little guys around my house, so if you have any friends that need the work, just give me their info. Seriously, I wonder how long it would take him to do the vacuuming? Seems like he is really into the work, does a great job, doesn't complain and enjoys the end result, plus whats not to love about bananas? I wonder if he realizes the hands prints he keeps wiping off, are his? OK, we'll keep working on this.