Drs say to de-stress, finish what you started! I did. Here are the results!

Yesterday afternoon I heard a doctor on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus and staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this, he says we should always finish things we start, and we all could use more calm in our lives.

I looked through my house to find things I’d started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all you fiends who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!! Rick